Chris is the kind of guy who babysits you for a month only to end up in a committed relationship. He likes women, but loves their children even more. If he is you're teacher, you may end up in court (he can't help himself)
1. Mommy I'm getting a new daddy after all! Mr. Chris said I could call him that anytime!
2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
by HOLLABBHOLLA May 11, 2017
Get the Chrismug. Chris Lahn is that guy who sits in the corner in tech class who just annoys everyone
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental
5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental
5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0
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