monk slut

a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own

that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.

by life alchemist May 24, 2018

cargo slut

An old cargo vehicle, usually at least a bit battered or streight up damaged but still mechanically sound enough to be used. Usually looks very bad and most people associate it with mischievous activities when spotting it on the road.

Example #1

Max: "Hey you know how Adam offered me to lend me his work van for moving?"

Chris: "Yeah did you get back to that offer?"

Max: "I did, but had I known before what state it's in I'd rather have gotten a U-Haul man, thing was a total cargo slut."

Chris: "Haha, making a good impression on the new neighbours already..."

Example #2

Tina: "Ewwww look at that mangled, pedo van Adam is driving.... Makes him look like a psycho."

Claire: "You know he trades in car salvage? I wouldn't want anything better than a cargo slut to take in that kind of load..."

by TTK-Y66 September 17, 2023

Gutter slut

That one karnage dude whose mom is a total slut who at times takes it up the butt

That gutter slut is that one karnage guys mom

by Jaws walhs September 7, 2016

j-slut

a really big douche bag who wears leather jackets hoping people think he's cool.

"Man he has a really cool leather jacket" "Eh, he's a j-slut for wearing it. He thinks it's cool"

by Skits98 November 3, 2011

slut clean

The act of cleaning one's home before a night out, for the purposes of sexual selection. Primarily, appearing to be (but not actually being) a clean person will increase desirability short term; The clean will also reduce any feelings of shame that arise when another human being has to see how you live.

For 9-5 workers, this is optimally undertaken on a Thursday evening to account for post work drinks on Friday leading straight to the bar.

Margaret: "I thought it was going well, but when he saw the moldy pizza, he turned around and walked right out"
Frank: "That's why a slut clean on Thursday is so important!"

by KC34 June 21, 2017

sibling slut

A person who switches their best friend from one sibling to another sibling more than once.

Jessica used to be best friends with my sister, Taylor. After a few years she was tired of that and became my best friend. That sibling slut traded me in for Taylor the other day.

by Smurfarcher August 12, 2018

Cyber slut

An attractive girl who runs multiple only fans' accounts, and unlisted amounts of sugar daddies.

Hey Eric, Let me introduce you to my friends, Jackie and her emasculated boyfriend Michael. Jackie is a cyber slut while Michael is a professional photographer.

by AnonAmish97 December 15, 2020