by Gabe Doodle on DevianART April 19, 2022

A really slow night of sales, particularly pertaining to bar and restaurant business.
A type of punishment your partner puts you in. (This is similar to being in the doghouse.)
A type of immune response that may take a week or so to recover before returning to work. (Usually happens with people of low stamina and thin blood.)
A type of punishment your partner puts you in. (This is similar to being in the doghouse.)
A type of immune response that may take a week or so to recover before returning to work. (Usually happens with people of low stamina and thin blood.)
Man last Tuesday was the lamest night of sales in a long time! It was like the Dead-zone got resurrected and then just suddenly shriveled and died!
by wantongorilla August 12, 2020

"Dead" is a short term used on the Internet to describe a place that is not active, temporarily or permanently. This term is most seen on popular Discord servers. Also can refer rarely to an actual death, though there is little to no confusion between the two definitions.
by seizurebutton February 21, 2019

1) When a problem is encured, this phrase is used to tell another person that the originator's needs are simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future.
2) To be doomed to misery in the near future
3) A term used to refer to a homosexual that engages in necrophelia.
2) To be doomed to misery in the near future
3) A term used to refer to a homosexual that engages in necrophelia.
1) "Dude, you know how you need that kidney? Well, you're looking at being a dead man's lover."
2) "I got drunk last night instead of studying for my Physics final, I'm a dead man's lover."
2) "I got drunk last night instead of studying for my Physics final, I'm a dead man's lover."
by R Vollen February 21, 2008

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up
by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021

Much like how ‘Benjamins’ is slang for 100 dollar bills, Dead presidents are a street term for cash/money. The term was created by Rakim back in the 80s and publicized by Nas’ ‘The World is Yours’ back in ‘94 and Jay Z’s ‘Dead Presidents II’ in ‘96.
by Ali the Lady Killa March 13, 2023
