A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 25, 2019
by Dat Nigga Named Rico October 11, 2011
A situation in the board game Puerto Rico, when during the Captain Phase of the game, a player opts to ship his goods in such a way as to prevent another player from having access to one of the three allotted ships.
John: "I could ship my tobacco on the ship already containing tobacco, but instead I choose to place my one corn on the large ship so that you can't get any points."
Mary: "Oh man, you are such a dock block!"
Mary: "Oh man, you are such a dock block!"
by LlordLlama May 07, 2012
Another reason that more children go down the sewer slide rates have been going up in the last few years.
Knmagor0024 kermited sewer slide after she received a FANDOM Global Block for pulling off an Asiana Airlines Flight 214.
by Boo Radley Game May 25, 2022