gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine

When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.

Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"

by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021

old clothes in a new machine remain, old clothes

old clothes in a new machine, old clothes

Is a saying used to describe Someone who changes peer group or location and because of this now believes they are better than the company they used to keep

Your no better than us Smithy
As old clothes in a new machine remain, old clothes by the way mate !!

by Diffmehr February 23, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Paper Macher, Fabrege Egg, Fisher Price Keys<.7.9.7.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Paper Macher, Fabrege Egg, Fisher Price Keys<.7.9.7.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Paper Macher, Fabrege Egg, Fisher Price Keys<.7.9.7.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Ms. Machut

Refers to a dumb ass hoe teacher who thinks there job is cruetly important but doesnt mean shit

Also a boner killer

Did you really fail gym?

Yeah my teacher decided to pull a Ms. Machut and give a shit about the class

by Boone.0 November 1, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>Gladys WoodStock Is Machi From hunter X hunter<.7.9.76.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Gladys WoodStock Is Machi From hunter X hunter<.7.9.76.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Gladys WoodStock Is Machi From hunter X hunter<.7.9.76.>

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

Muscles, Men & Money Machines

Women will flock for this cash. The golden Standard for women.

I need to fuck a Muscles, men & Money machines guy!

by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025