My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

ASSHOLE BRAINS

When you GO IN DRY several times and the IMMUNE SYSTENS in your body are always monitoring your use of YOUR ASSHOLE.

Hey, I speak from experience as I went in DRY a handful of times and now my ASSHOLE BRAINS kicked in and I am as lubricated as a BACKSIDE PUSSY.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021

Big brain

to Do meth and heroin

Ur mom a hoe

Oh hi there big brain

by Woahviky November 7, 2019

cart brain

a person so fucking stupid from hitting carts

“you literally have cart brain”

by cart brain haters February 16, 2024

Texas Brain

A pejorative term used to name someone who's got an underdeveloped brain.

Guy1:"Ew you have an east coast accent"
Guy2: "You clearly have a texas brain"

by AsapStav January 29, 2017

Prickle Brain

A coworker who gets a hedgehog, and then from then on you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve hedgehogs. Bonus for the hedgehog photos pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said hedgehog.

Oh my god, I just just got back from the hedgie breeder, look at these pictures!

/She has Prickle Brain

by AutumnBomb October 9, 2020

Brain blur

The meaning of someone having trouble understanding that it is ok to feel a certain type of way.

I just had a brain blur!

by hahaha1314 December 12, 2020