5 hour documentary

1. Those stupidly long documentaries that you can somehow watch through in one sitting

2. Also the opposite of 5 hour energy

Person 1: I’m planning to watch a 5 hour documentary after drinking a 5 hour energy

There’s no Person 2.

2024 7-16 5:11 p.m

Person 2 started watching a 5 hour documentary

7:23 p.m.

Person 2 was found sitting dead on his couch by Person 1

That’s why Person 1 drank a 5 hour energy.

5 hour documentaries can kill you

by Oiiiiiii July 17, 2024

The Gotye Doctrine

When a musical artist posts one hit song and never again.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard of Fly Away by Tones and I?
Person 2: What? I only heard of Dance Monkey!
Person: Lol, she is following The Gotye Doctrine.

by kotwc June 1, 2024

tavis to the dock

Can be used in any rowing sport, tavissing to the dock means put literally no efforts in the rowing or paddling action

We're done with training session. Let's tavis to the dock!
Guys, put some effort in, stop tavissing it to the dock!

by Vipers2024 June 9, 2024

Sounded Chinese docking trap

A mutual urethral sounding maneuver wherein participants insert rigid alignment pins until contact is made internally, followed by foreskin docking to create an inescapable “trap.” Named for the mechanical grip and the inventor’s questionable life choices. A machinist straightness pin or runout pin being a tool.

Bro warned me about the sounded Chinese docking trap, but curiosity got the better of us. 10/10 would not recommend without a safeword and a trauma kit.

by Jimothy8008135 January 20, 2026

Serial Killer Doctor

Serial Killer Doctor: A medical professional, like Harold Shipman, who murders there patients. This term highlights the chilling betrayal of trust between doctor and patients.

Lee: Bruv I was watching this YouTube documentary about the serial killer doctor Harold Shipman the other day—did you know he murdered over 200 elderly patients?
Frank: Yeah bruv, it's mental, init? he must of said to them Trust me, I’m a doctor LOL.
Lee: Bruv, you're a funny geezer.
Frank: LOL.
Lee. LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 22, 2026

Get behind me doctor!

The sexual interaction of 2 homosexuals in the game Team Fortress 2 such as Russian soldier in the "Gravel War" Misha or Heavy or the German Medical Assistance Dr. Ludwig or Medic.

"Get behind me doctor!" "Ja!"

by darnitpeoplewhoalreadyusedname February 9, 2026

Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking

The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.

by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024