May 31

- hey, whatcha up to today
- sorry, i’m busy pegging my boyfriend, its may 31st
by piece of clown May 31, 2022
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may 31

the day that nazar needs to backshot bianca
person 1: hey is it may 31st?
nazar: oh yeah it is
person 1: oh you know what that means!
nazar: oh yeah it’s my favorite day!
bianca: nazar you know day it is
by belleisabitch February 05, 2024
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May 31

Time to go dry then raw with you lover anywhere you want
Gf: "Baby are you ready it may 31"
Bf: "Ok baby lets get ready for fun"
by the1dev May 30, 2021
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May 31

Crush/why did you just hug me

Me:it’s National huh your crush day

May 31 a day to celebrate
by Thefamousnoah May 31, 2022
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May 31

The day to let him do butt stuff without arguing or complaining
Man: Hey, it’s May 31st
Woman: Okay baby I know what to do
Woman: takes off shorts and lets him in her butt
by TheHolidayGuy May 31, 2024
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May 31

Y/n: guess what today is?
Your bf / gf: whatt??
Y/n: it’s may 31 which means you have to kiss me!!🙇🏻 ♀️
by jackiessfeet May 29, 2022
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