Old school boner

A highly respectful sized penis that doesn't exist ordinarily

Just driving along with an old school boner

by Mel&TimTam June 7, 2016

A bitch with two boners

In reference to the phrase "a dog with two bones"

This phrase has two meanings

1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.

2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.

Like a dog with 2 bones gwen couldnt decide with guy she wanted robert or ken. It was a real toss up between roberts size or kens stamina., she really was a bitch with two boners.

by Theamazinggeek January 23, 2018

Horny Boner Sock

A sock sometimes used by African American males for cooming in Public, in School, or while on the bus.
Sometimes used for assault, or as a pretext to assault.

Commonly abbreviated with "HBS"

Daym jamal ay-o dis feel so good wen I coom in my Horny Boner Sock.

Fug jamal gawt so mad at dat nigga dat he slap heym widt his Horny Boner Sock lamo.

by BuckBreakerSneedFeeder October 8, 2021

bus stop boner

An old perv standing at a school bus stop with a boner.

Morgan got banned from Facebook for posting pictures of his bus stop boner.

by 12HANNAH21 June 22, 2023

bus stop boner

A creepy old perv at a school bus stop with a boner.

Morgan got kicked off of Facebook again for posting pictures of his bus stop boner.

by 12HANNAH21 June 22, 2023

Dizzy Boner Syndrome

When you get so turned on by a dude's piece that it causes you to faint.

What happened to Jose? "Oh he's okay, he just has dizzy boner syndrome."

by BigDaddyBarbos February 18, 2022

Donkey Boner Flu

A very rare flu

Symptoms: coughing, sneezing, runny nose, random boners

You can usually figure out if you have the flu when you get a boner in even the gayest situations, and often have the urge to touch yourself.

Jeff: I have a bad case of donkey boner flu.

John: I can tell...

by Huava June 17, 2009