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skinny jeans boner

“Dam today I was so embarrassed in math I had a skinny jeans boner”
by Stakki April 22, 2018
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Reverse history boner

When you get a boner from looking at photos of your significant other from before you met them.
My girlfriend was showing me
pictures of her from high school and she was so hot I got a reverse history boner.
by pxd6 August 11, 2014
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Dizzy Boner Syndrome

When you get so turned on by a dude's piece that it causes you to faint.
What happened to Jose? "Oh he's okay, he just has dizzy boner syndrome."
by BigDaddyBarbos February 18, 2022
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bus stop boner

An old perv standing at a school bus stop with a boner.
Morgan got banned from Facebook for posting pictures of his bus stop boner.
by 12HANNAH21 June 22, 2023
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Old school boner

A highly respectful sized penis that doesn't exist ordinarily
by Mel&TimTam June 7, 2016
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elementary school boner

A boner so large, but yet so misunderstood that young school students take pride when getting one.
no way, I heard jack and sally got to see Andrew's elementary school boner under the swing set.
by Chaintokers February 19, 2017
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joshing my boner

by Term Meister December 21, 2017
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