The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget

Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench

by Pluto nigga September 11, 2019

Wrenching

A form of sex play involving wrenches and a lot of soreness

Y: Wake up, babe. The new wrench from Etsy has just been added to our collection! It’s time for your daily wrenching!

H: Oh!

by JAT448 October 02, 2021

Thumb wrench

Thumb wrench

An whimsical term for crescent wrench

Me.."Vlad, can you hand me that thumb wrench?"

Vlad.."girly, I dont know what your talking about. "
Me.."Look hater, it's a thumb wrench cause you use your thumb to operate. You know God damn good and well what I'm talking about."

by chewieyumyum May 18, 2019

lithuanian cock wrench

When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts

Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good

by Ranchapplebottom September 26, 2022

Wrench Riker

A name you would call someone in a friendly way.

You Wrench Riker

by PepperpedeFan December 12, 2022

Torq Wrench

When she tells you that it isn't big enough, so you hide your sack between your legs to give the impression of a few more inches.

Man, she told me I wasn't big enough, so I had to torq wrench my balls lastnight just to get in bed with her.

by Frostlord2856 April 07, 2022

Spud Wrench

Equating to "Stupid bastard"

What a proper spud wrench

by PickledViagra October 05, 2022