Person 1: West Virgina, almost heaven mountain mamma.
Person 2: Just take me home to the place I belong!!!
Person 1: AHHHHHHHH
Person 2: AHHHHHHHH
Person 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10: AHHHHHHHHHH
A west virgina water slide is when your ramming your bologna poney into your inbred west virgina sister and her fish flaps are so foamy it creates a waterfall that trickles down and lubricates her dirt star.
Person 1: Have you been to West North West West West West West West West North Virginia?
Person 2: No
Person 1: You should go there, they have really nice forests