Vanessa

A "porquitchona".

- That girl is really Vanessa.

- You are right! She is a real porquitchona!

by TheBigBald July 14, 2018

Vanessa

Basic as FUCKKKKKKK. Lives off of pumpkin spice latte's and unicorn dick.

Drinks fireball because it's the "cool thing" to do. Badass chicks drinks whiskey.

Dreams of getting married on December 29th even though she bitches about the cold.

Will one day realize that Jeff & Vince are God's amongst men.

Vanessa: Hey, let's go to Starbucks and wear leggings with Uggs!

Whitney: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Vanessa: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what

by Monica2.0 October 7, 2017

to pull a vanessa

To fuck up epicly, on a tweet or in life in general

to pull a vanessa i'd have to be a failure
Oh my god, I pulled a Vanessa on that tweet!
I got CUM on my shirt on accident, I pulled a Vanessa
DON'T PULL A VANESSA, GURLL :D
Did you see that idiot? She pulled a Vanessa!

by ohhgurll September 7, 2010

vanessa merrell

Vanessa Merrell is a beautiful girl whose smile is killing everyone. She is the cutest girl ever and she's also very funny.

Oh look there's Vanessa Merrell! She's so cute and her smile is so beautiful.

by Emixlia February 7, 2017

Vanessa V

A girl that's a headass

man shes really being a Vanessa V today

by dickybutts June 26, 2018

Vanessa

Vanessa is very Funny and makes you smile when you see her. She is super intelligent, shy, kind and full of fun things to do. And smart she gets A's and B's on exams and report cards. But she has a favorite friend but its not you. She can also be a dork but shes a good friend. Any boy would fall in love with her even though she doesn't realize.

Vanessa is the most Friendly, and sasy at the same time, friend.

by Yoyo_ildv May 11, 2018

vanessa baxter

She’s my bitch

Yo Vanessa my bitch Vanessa Baxter is my bitch

by C Ron July 28, 2018