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wood trolling

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Conservative rednecks roaming through the neighborhood looking for wood (cut down tree, curb side wood) for wood stove. They do this not to save the environment but to avoid paying fuel taxes and to obtain a nearly free way to heat home for winter. They can be recognized by large pick’m up truck going up and down the street with gadsden bumper sticker or flag, usually a chain saw in bed or towing a wood splitter, do not engage as they are heavily armed.
Hey boy, get the shot gun and hook up the splitter, we a-going wood trolling!
by MrPlankton May 4, 2009
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There are several methods of Vector Trolling:

1. VVV: stands for "Vector Vector Vector" which is what the caller will say to the receptionist upon either immediate answer, or through pretending to be interested. Sometimes the caller will pretend to be interested and everytime they need to say "vector" will say it three times as if nothing is wrong, the other approach is to cut the receptionist off in speaking and shout "VECTOR VECTOR VECTOR" and hang up

2.Phony Interview: This is for bolder callers, it is simply setting up a phony interview with the vector manager for a made up person. The made up person is given life, a name, locale so as to seem as real as possible

3.InterVector: The boldest move of all, this is the act of setting up a legitimate interview and actually going to the interview. When the potential employee shakes the managers hand he will sit down across from him and proceed to say "Vector Vector Vector" and only that. Regardless of what the manager says, the only world he shall utter will be vector...even until he is thrown out.
"Hello, this is Vector"

"uhhh....Vector Vector Vector"

(dialtone.....)

Vector Trolling
by Da Cali G Show June 17, 2010
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Seductive Trolling

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when you go out to town, and notice a troll under the beer bridge, seduce it. This will bring you great things in life.
Billy: Oh my, it is a troll
Sam: Seduce it, please. Be a seductive trolling, for goodness' sakers!
Billy: I'm up for the challenge! >:D
Troll: Helloooooooooo ;)
by BOB HATES YOU <3 February 23, 2011
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we do a little trolling

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the second coming of it's just a prank bro where you do a little bit of tomfoolery.
person 1: who's the culprit behind this crime scene?
person 2: we do a little trolling
by dagr8estgamer February 26, 2022
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Reverse Trolling

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When someone of little or no intelligence on the internet gets into a discussion, debate, or argument that they cannot keep up with because of their inability to think and process information outside of their closed little mind, and respond by calling the other person more intelligent than them (A TROLL)! This act is therefore TROLLING because it's a cop out to an intelligent conversation by which the one more intelligent is falsely accused of being a troll as a trolling diversion tactic of the Reverse Trolling which is always done by stupid trolls. Also, to call someone a Troll when they are Not A Troll.

Trolling is when you purposely do or say something to get a response for the sake of a laugh or attention. However, most people being shit brain stupid confuse this with popularity of already being famous and actually thinking so as to not follow stupid sheep that all do and say the same thing all the time. The inability to see these differences combined with a habit of calling people trolls too often will always result in Reverse Trolling.
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Example A:

First Person: A person of average or less than average intelligence can only perceive and conceive others as intelligent or less than intelligent as they themselves are. Very rarely, if at all, will they try to understand that which they are not open to, for they are not neutral and are still using labels to identify who and what they are, even though it is all misrepresentation of how they feel and think.

Second Person: You're a Troll.

First Person: No, you're a Troll for Reverse Trolling. It's not my fault you are too stupid to keep up with the conversation.

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Example B:

First Person: Did you hear what the president said on t.v.? He's trolling!

Second Person: He's the President you dip shit, he's not trolling, if anything he says as little as possible to keep people calm. Quit Reverse Trolling and grow a brain!

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Example C:

First Person: I'm an Atheist.

Second Person: So do you use The Scientific Method or do you always prematurely make up your mind about everything before knowing the facts? Most Atheists are just rebelling against everything and find it cool not to think at all, often telling other people what to think, and any belief system is a religion, so this makes Atheism just another religion.

First Person: You're a Troll.

Second Person: No, you are Reverse Trolling for not being able to speak back with anything other than calling me a troll. Forget it, I'm leaving, come and find me when you grow a brain.
by xselectivex January 27, 2011
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Internet trolling

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A person who go's on random chat sites and edits pictures of people with dicks in there mouth
by Game mode 0 September 30, 2016
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Titty Trolling

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The act of going all around the internet (particularly on sites like Chatroulette and Omegle) on a desperate quest to see some titallage.
Chat roulette convo:
Girl: "you're cute. you're not titty trolling, are you?"
Guy: "well.. I was gonna see if you'd show me your tatas."
by graffika August 5, 2011
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