keef thief

When you go to pack a little bit of keef from your grinder on top of your bowl and realize there was not as much as you thought. The keef thief could be a.) some grimey bastard at the party you had then night before, or b.) the result of your high ass spilling your keef without realizing it.

Rob: Dude I coulda sworn my keef collection was bigger than this. Fuckin keef thief strikes again.

Alex: Actually your dumbass spilled half of it while you were admiring your stash and didn't realize it. Moron.

by longdongsilverman March 4, 2010

Thief in the Night

Waking up your girlfriend by rubbing her private part. This increases your chances of her accepting as women are most horny when they first wake up.

When I got off work this morning I pulled a thief in the night on Tina. 100% success ratio. :)

by C D O DOUBLE G December 11, 2019

cock thief

An unappealing that woman that provokes performance issues in a male suitor.

The bar was closing and there was no one left except for this cock thief. I took her home and I was right.

by Richard Hood January 16, 2009

bacon thief

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.

Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

lil' thief

Another 1337 Delterian mother fscker

by m33kz September 11, 2003

leaf thief

someone who doesn't pay for there own pot

hey bro quit being a leaf thief and go buy your own jib

by S.J.24 April 1, 2011

Pupil Thief

A Pupil Thief is one who practices the art of stealing ones pupils from the eye ball.

It takes many years of practice to be able to do it and even longer to become a Black Belt Pupil Thief.

Their are only 5 known Black Belt Pupil Thief's in the world:

Nicolas Cage™
Gerodge
Nic Cage™
"The Cage"™
Nicolas "The Cage" Cage ™

I woke up one morning and my pupils were gone, damn Pupil Thief's!

Gerodge is a Pupil Thief.

When i'm older i want to be Black Belt Pupil Thief like "The Cage"™ himself.

by The Cage August 1, 2013