Patrick

A person who loves trains.

Person A: "Who's that guy always talking about trains?"
Person B: "That's obviously Patrick."

by GlaoOfTheCentury69 September 7, 2019

Patrick

An ugly person with a really fucked up hairline.

You know patrick.
Yea he’s fucking retarded

by Dhshsvz June 11, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is the most cutest and sexiest man alive. His brown eyes are like a forest. So soft and warm. Mhmmm. He has the deepest, sexiest, and manliest voice of this decade. He has rock hard smoking abs and a drop dead gorgeous smile.

He has a fat cock

Person 1: Who’s that cute chico
Person 2: Oh that’s Patrick

by Ol’lilfag_02 January 20, 2019

Patrick

That bitch from spongebob that is a representation of half the guys in my school

Patrick: "WEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOO"

by Nikiminjaj May 15, 2018

PaTrIcK

He’s the worlds shortest guy. He’s name is HALILI. He sits at the front of the class. He says 64-64.

Patrick : 64-64

by TheOneAndOnly-CXFU September 16, 2019

Patrick

The fucker wont leave me alone

Mom: is that patrick outside of your window with a video camera

Me:fuc

by Eric shon March 24, 2020

Patrick

The guy that invites Vegans to his house party alone and tries to tempt them in to sexual favours using carrot sticks and hummus.

But usual is noted for heavy breathing and holding a club whilst forcing the vegan into his airing cupboard.

Patrick... you can’t say that....

by RealGurl April 24, 2019