daring mouse

When somebody sticks their fist inside a vagina and pulls it out to look around, thus being "daring"

Last night, I was trying to give the daring mouse, but my fist wouldn't fit.

by nyx August 24, 2012

ouch mouse

spiky hedgey boi

thats not a hedgehog its an ouch mouse

by fgtkjhkjkj.l April 13, 2021

Meanie Mouse

Meanie Mouse refers to a person who is not only mean, but also looks like a mouse.

How rude, Meanie Mouse!

by chelxi May 31, 2021

Mouse Chocolate

The itty-bitty, ooey-gooey raisin-textured, smothered in milk chocolate, pellets that come out of the south end of a north-bound mouse.

Sam: "I can't wait to eat some yummy mouse chocolate in that old abandoned house!"

Frank: "Isn't that just poop?"

Sam: "Uh...no. Nope. Definitely not."

by orgasmic tomatoes April 5, 2015

Wedding Mouse

A tampon that was thrown across the room in a fit of passion during one's wedding night only to be found a year (or more) later and mistaken for the decaying corpse of a mouse.

Uncle Smelly jumped at the sight of the wedding mouse in terror, only realizing it was their own.

by kaielforawhile March 25, 2021

mouse on a tramp

Spread your ballsack wide and then flop your cock up and down, like a mouse on a trampoline.

Aug dawg sat on a crusty couch in westsinster on a lonely Monday night, bouncing his mouse on a tramp.

by Aug dawg November 24, 2013

pipe mouse

A new or used tampon.

This girl and I were about to get it on, but it was her time of the month. She decided to pull the pipe mouse and go at it.

by Blunt instrument May 20, 2017