Lettuce Face

somebody who doesn't care about what people think and blabs his mouth mouth like crazy. Their always acting stupid and loitering around.
"Tyler's just a fucking lettuce face, he's always acting dumb and shit"
by golfpridespacewide October 21, 2015
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Cold lettuce

The sexual act of taking a fist full of lettuce it is shoved an agreed upon distance inside of the woman’s vagina (opposite of hot lettuce) they then proceed to do the deed. After both are satisfied the man takes out the lettuce and is served as a family meal.
Child: Hey Dad what’s for dinner

Dad: Steak with a side of cold lettuce
by Yumyumman April 01, 2020
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Devil’s lettuce

Informal humorous jargon used to describe marijuana and lampoon religious people’s belief that it is the work of the devil.
I’m glad we don’t have to hide the devil’s lettuce in our backyard anymore. Now if we could just get the feds to reschedule it.
by Toosour August 24, 2019
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dick lettuce

Yeah check it out bro, when brad shaved his pubes he left dick lettuce all over the kitchen sink.
by Ranchgirls August 28, 2023
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lettuce fetish

Extreme vegan's with logic skills equivalent to a retard, and disrespects all who eat meat. People with a lettuce fetish are know to be immune to logic, "just as healthy", and have daddy issues.

(not a noun, you cannot be a lettuce fetish, that just sounds stupid)
Karen had a lettuce fetish, and complained on social media about all the cruel meat fucking eaters.
by Dino Doug January 22, 2021
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Lettuce Dealers

Professionals that deal lettuce to people illegally, which is party of a small community called the lettuce gang and is usually the leaders and founders of the gang.
The two lettuce gangs, Romaine and Iceberg, went head to head in the school, where the lettuce dealers fought over territory to sell in.
by ecuttel February 27, 2019
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Roman lettuce

Someone is being a bitch to you and your homies
Person : wow Bob is such a Roman lettuce. he says he bonked your mon

Homie 1 : Bob is hecking mean :(
by Owo voodoo March 21, 2020
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