Extreme vegan's with logic skills equivalent to a retard, and disrespects all who eat meat. People with a lettuce fetish are know to be immune to logic, "just as healthy", and have daddy issues.
(not a noun, you cannot be a lettuce fetish, that just sounds stupid)
(not a noun, you cannot be a lettuce fetish, that just sounds stupid)
by Dino Doug January 22, 2021
Get the lettuce fetishmug. Typically young white teenage boys who fap pain free time. They also call themselves skinny lettuce for no known reason. Typically dates she-he type people. Very antisocial and strange.
Sexy beast: I'm so glad Skinny lettuce isn't in any of my classes.
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!
by Realdeal34 December 30, 2014
Get the skinny lettucemug. by Helios Alpha May 30, 2016
Get the Ball of lettucemug. Lettuce you find in planters on the street.It doesn’t taste that great but it’s edible(I tried it and I don’t recommend it).
Example:Today my friends and I were walking down Front st and we saw street lettuce growing in a planter.
by Assfartion November 2, 2017
Get the Street lettucemug. by Ranchgirls August 28, 2023
Get the dick lettucemug. when someone blows air out of their nose at such a super sonic speed that a lone snotty bogey flies out of their nasal cavity. its called john lettuce because it looks like lettuce and john is a funny name.
by gruzzish October 23, 2023
Get the john lettucemug. Professionals that deal lettuce to people illegally, which is party of a small community called the lettuce gang and is usually the leaders and founders of the gang.
The two lettuce gangs, Romaine and Iceberg, went head to head in the school, where the lettuce dealers fought over territory to sell in.
by ecuttel February 27, 2019
Get the Lettuce Dealersmug.