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lettuce fetish

Extreme vegan's with logic skills equivalent to a retard, and disrespects all who eat meat. People with a lettuce fetish are know to be immune to logic, "just as healthy", and have daddy issues.

(not a noun, you cannot be a lettuce fetish, that just sounds stupid)
Karen had a lettuce fetish, and complained on social media about all the cruel meat fucking eaters.
by Dino Doug January 22, 2021
mugGet the lettuce fetishmug.

skinny lettuce

Typically young white teenage boys who fap pain free time. They also call themselves skinny lettuce for no known reason. Typically dates she-he type people. Very antisocial and strange.
Sexy beast: I'm so glad Skinny lettuce isn't in any of my classes.
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!
by Realdeal34 December 30, 2014
mugGet the skinny lettucemug.

Ball of lettuce

The better name for the shape of lettuce.
Dave reached for the ball of lettuce in the sink.
by Helios Alpha May 30, 2016
mugGet the Ball of lettucemug.

Street lettuce

Lettuce you find in planters on the street.It doesn’t taste that great but it’s edible(I tried it and I don’t recommend it).
Example:Today my friends and I were walking down Front st and we saw street lettuce growing in a planter.
by Assfartion November 2, 2017
mugGet the Street lettucemug.

dick lettuce

Yeah check it out bro, when brad shaved his pubes he left dick lettuce all over the kitchen sink.
by Ranchgirls August 28, 2023
mugGet the dick lettucemug.

john lettuce

when someone blows air out of their nose at such a super sonic speed that a lone snotty bogey flies out of their nasal cavity. its called john lettuce because it looks like lettuce and john is a funny name.
friend: *breathes out of their nose but really hard*
me: "thats a fucking john lettuce."
by gruzzish October 23, 2023
mugGet the john lettucemug.

Lettuce Dealers

Professionals that deal lettuce to people illegally, which is party of a small community called the lettuce gang and is usually the leaders and founders of the gang.
The two lettuce gangs, Romaine and Iceberg, went head to head in the school, where the lettuce dealers fought over territory to sell in.
by ecuttel February 27, 2019
mugGet the Lettuce Dealersmug.

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