somebody who doesn't care about what people think and blabs his mouth mouth like crazy. Their always acting stupid and loitering around.
by golfpridespacewide October 21, 2015
The sexual act of taking a fist full of lettuce it is shoved an agreed upon distance inside of the woman’s vagina (opposite of hot lettuce) they then proceed to do the deed. After both are satisfied the man takes out the lettuce and is served as a family meal.
by Yumyumman April 01, 2020
Informal humorous jargon used to describe marijuana and lampoon religious people’s belief that it is the work of the devil.
I’m glad we don’t have to hide the devil’s lettuce in our backyard anymore. Now if we could just get the feds to reschedule it.
by Toosour August 24, 2019
by Ranchgirls August 28, 2023
Extreme vegan's with logic skills equivalent to a retard, and disrespects all who eat meat. People with a lettuce fetish are know to be immune to logic, "just as healthy", and have daddy issues.
(not a noun, you cannot be a lettuce fetish, that just sounds stupid)
(not a noun, you cannot be a lettuce fetish, that just sounds stupid)
by Dino Doug January 22, 2021
Professionals that deal lettuce to people illegally, which is party of a small community called the lettuce gang and is usually the leaders and founders of the gang.
The two lettuce gangs, Romaine and Iceberg, went head to head in the school, where the lettuce dealers fought over territory to sell in.
by ecuttel February 27, 2019
Person : wow Bob is such a Roman lettuce. he says he bonked your mon
Homie 1 : Bob is hecking mean :(
Homie 1 : Bob is hecking mean :(
by Owo voodoo March 21, 2020