BigJigglyPanda: Dick Jungle's what I call my pubic hair
Terroriser: That means he has a small dick and we can't find his dick in that jungle
407: Or he has a lot of pubes
Terroriser: No it means he had a small dick
BigJigglyPanda: It's both
Terroriser: That means he has a small dick and we can't find his dick in that jungle
407: Or he has a lot of pubes
Terroriser: No it means he had a small dick
BigJigglyPanda: It's both
by Spicy Meme Addict October 18, 2017
by AKW-AS July 13, 2018
A girl who thinks casually wearing khaki shorts is cute and trendy. She looks like she is going on a safari in Africa. This girl is usually white and her voice sounds like Cameron Diaz in harsh nasal mode. She usually dates and fucks guys who don't shower and manscape. Her favorite animal is a gorilla.
I hate Molly! She's such a Jungle Barbie! Khaki shorts aren't cute at all! And her boyfriend smells like a fucking eviscerated decomposing body! Also, have you've seen her bedroom? The walls are covered with gorilla posters!
by Tadahoney July 11, 2015
Someone who moves their jaw back and forth. Usually someone who is currently abusing or has abusesed methamphetamines with little to no teeth.
The crazy bitch has some wicked jungle jaw!
by Chicks82 November 12, 2015
Something everyone wants, they swing from tree to tree and if you get near them they will spit on your toupà.
by Lillian_Draco December 01, 2016
When 5 people (2 men 3 women) all get naked and they form a circle. They shove their genitals into the persons mouth to the left of them. When they climax they put leaves in the cum and have it dry on the person.
by The cock buster May 10, 2021
Pretty much when your dick smells like rotten cabbage dipped in microwaved buttermilk ranch because you've been been doin shit all day and you've got one too many folds in your ballsack. The aroma from your gross dick mixes with the smell of your swamp ass to kinda smell exactly like an old shinguard or when you fuck some dirty slut and don't wash your hog until after work the next day.
"As soon as I unzipped my pants to piss, my fuckin eyes started watering. I'm talkin a serious case of jungle cock. That shit smelled feral."
by ricflair May 09, 2015