Sneaky Chonk

Dating app girls who don't post full body pics, and the face could debatably be any body type

Dude 1: " Did you go on a date with that Stacy chick?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man- she ended up being a sneaky chonk."

by LampSmith69 July 10, 2019

Sneaky thick

When the booty doesnt look fat but it still jiggles when you smack it

Shes sneaky thick.

by Z2 Method October 3, 2020

Sneaky Salmon

The action of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting individual and then inserting one hand between that person's knees and then slapping the insides of their legs while traveling upwards, mimicking a salmon swimming upstream.

Hey bro, can you video this dudes face while I dish him up a sneaky salmon.

by Fat2Flat April 23, 2017

Sneaky Glove

When someone (especially an unsuspecting friend) asks to borrow a pair of gloves you cum inside the gloves before handing them over and watch and wait for their disgust. This works particularly well at ice skating.

Did he just ask you for spare gloves?
Yeah, I'm gonna sneaky glove him!
Dude, that is gonna be joke.

by SlinkyWinky November 10, 2017

Sneaky Greco

The act of shaking the hand of the father immediately after using that hand on his daughter without washing first.

... so i was finger bagging her and we heard her Dad come home. I tryed sneaking out but he caught us. I even shook the Dads hand with washing it first!! Dude thats Sneaky Greco

by Private Parts 2017 November 22, 2017

Sneaky Beej

A sex act in which one partner sneaks into the other's room and gives them a blowjob while they sleep, usually waking them. (The recipient must ask for/consent to this in advance)

I was sound asleep when all of a sudden I was woken with a sneaky beej.

by John Rederickt February 18, 2017

sneaky bucket

A nice ass, particularly one that you did not expect or notice until further inspection.

Did you see that girl Jenn from accounting on casual Friday!? I had no idea she had such a sneaky bucket until I saw her in yoga pants. What an ass.

by Lincroftallstar April 21, 2016