sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.

Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.

by Textzitter December 06, 2011

e-sitting

Watching children through a phone or computer because everyone has more important things to do.

I’ll be e-sitting the neighbor’s kids via Skype tonight during the playoffs

by Exlax330 June 06, 2018

sits bath

When two women, usually lesbians, sit on top of each other over the toilet and simultaneously urinate.

I can hear my lesbian neighbors fighting over the bathroom every morning; I wonder why they don't take a sits bath?

by Lifty Lady March 13, 2019

Sit-hom

Like Sit-com a sit-hom is a 'situation homosexual'. A normally straight guy who might take a chance at gay sex given the right circumstances. e.g. at a drugs or drink party.

I reckon Mike swings both ways. He fancies a lot of girls but I reckon at a drugs party he could well be a sit-hom.

by CC Martinez June 13, 2012

sit you

Sitting someone is when you knock them out

Yo I’m gonna sit you fam

by Bali (bad man Bali) May 10, 2018

sit roasted

When you only sit on the biggest of dicks by a campfire.

Wow, Lu loves getting sit roasted when he goes camping, isn't he a big gay?

by JonVonBovi July 13, 2018

Andrew Sit

Andrew is a fatty with a big patty. But when u see andrew you wanna jerk on. Whenever you see andrew sit he wants to make you cream. For example when someone sees him they drop to the floor and finger one another. He also has 20 girlfriends. he gets them when he plays hockey and uses his shlong as the stick. His hair is so soft it feels like his pp. He pulls all the girl with all of his skibidy rizz in ohio. He is so tall that whenever you make eye contact you have tilt you back in an upwards position. You don't even need to bend down to suck his gimenomosorous pp. He also has a big fat ass. So gyatty you get blinded when u stand behind him and u feel like u wanna smack it super dupppper hard. His fortnite and rockey league skills are sooooo good that it makes you want to lick him. - SWL

-Oh my gosh, is that the handsome, sexy, ginemonosorous pp, super bum, ice spice x100 butt Andrew Sit?
-Yeah, he actually wants me to mo him super hard.

-You should do that for sure, he's so gyatty.

by CUBE BOY BALLS 189 November 03, 2023