Stage Shite

Anxiety over defecating in a public restroom.

I can't go in public! I get stage shite!

by ten523 January 29, 2011

Donkey Shite

I'm pretty sure it's how the Germans said thank you.
No it's not!

Could you give me zee pretzel please? Donkey Shite!

by ThunderclashPrime January 16, 2021

Donkey Shite

me

donkey shite idk what to say its just me

by donkey shite February 28, 2022

A shite in nylon armor

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.

-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"

-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"

by Truth teller 118 February 26, 2011

shite-seeing

Pastime activity

Let's go shite-seeing in the toilet.

by 🅰️ December 24, 2024

Line of shite

Like your line of sight but instead of your eye, it's your butthole

You're right under that pigeon's line of shite, I'd move if I were you!

by TheNewdle December 13, 2023

attention shite

Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.

Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?

by Andy Sword January 25, 2011