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Desperate Sausage

A single, alone, sexually deprived, male, who repeatedly fails to receive positive female attention. He is usually suffering from a severe lack of money and/or social skills. In addition to this, he is also probably a chronic masturbator. He usually has other desperate sausages who are friends, who bombard him with "sausage texts" and "sausage calls" when he expects women to contact him.
...ring...ring....Hey man, what are you up to?

-Oh, I thought you might have been this girl I got a number from. I just finished jacking off 5 times to her facebook pics.

Oh shit, I was just calling you to forget about this girl supposed to call me.

-We are desperate sausages...
by Desperate Sausage February 29, 2016
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sausage fist

The act of an overweight individual striking someone with the hand, as in a slap or punch.
Karen, don't look; I think he's gonna get sausage fisted!
by robulastage May 4, 2010
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Hungarian Sausage

My husband's Hungarian sausage always rips up my poor American vagina if he isn't careful.
by dancefloor July 22, 2009
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Sausage Link

The male version of a Daisy Chain. When a group of men form a complete circle with each man butt-fucking and being butt-fucked simultaneously (it also works orally).
This is a tricky sex act. If the group of participating men don't keep a good rhythm going, things can easily get out of whack, breaking the link and sometimes causing serious injury.
Having participated in their first successful sausage link, Tom and Dave would finally be treated with more respect by the seasoned veterans in their group.
by Colostomy Kid May 26, 2006
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sausage

Similar to saying "dissed" when someone has just been insulted.
B: You're dumb
A: Oh yeah, well yo momma so dumb she tried to alphabetize M&M's!
C: (directed at B) OOHHH SAUSAGE!
by LIL CUTE April 2, 2008
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Kielbasa sausage

1.) Kielbasa is a precooked smoked sausage that is highly seasoned with ingredients such as garlic and then produced in links or rings that are approximately 1" to 2" in diameter.
2.) Slang term for a Man's penis
3.) A TENACIOUS D Song
1.) "That's one spicy Kielbasa sausage"
2.) Halofan1999: I like Kielbasa sausage
linkinparkfan99: Buttsekz?
3.) "I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm."
by Drunken Ninja April 6, 2005
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sausage lips

very large lips, resembling sausage links
Man he has some big ass sausage lips!
by mfizzleyo March 8, 2009
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