Muscle Relaxer

A girl decides to give a man a back massage. At this point he secretly pulls out his cock and starts jerking off. If the man is not sneaky enough, the girl is surprised and runs screaming out of the room. Either way, the man is left feeling refreshed and relaxed.

What is better than steak and a blow job? A muscle relaxer.

by Jellens April 10, 2009

Relay for Life

A charity event that takes place overnight, you invite females to walk for charity but in reality you just smash all night.

Hey I just invited Christine to Relay for Life, she thinks were going to be walking for cancer but in reality were going to be in the tent all night.

by Tyler J. Hansen April 23, 2008

Relayed

Leet Screenname Im me to trade!

by Bart June 12, 2003

relaxation therapist

a smart ass way of telling someone to calm down.

Mike...please, relaxation therapist. I will go tommorow.

by gerico August 12, 2003

relax your mouth

1) to calm down

2) chill out

Dude: YOUR SUCH A FUCKING SLUT YO !

Chick: you need you relax your mouth before you get pimp slapped .

by melody love <3 April 18, 2008

Not-so-relaxo

Someone whose heterosexuality is in question.

Hey guys, I think Shawn maybe not-so-relaxo. Have you seen how he stares at Toby's ass.

by magicwee14 July 25, 2009

Relax Dick.

Relax dick - - means keep your dick down or dont get hard

ex.

Ardin - shut up asshole
nisa - RELAX DICK.

by nisahhhhhhhhhhhh<3; January 16, 2009