A tubular rash is the rash caused by having sexual intercourse with a table. Generally the deeper and harder the penetration, the more severe the rash. This is commonly found in frustrated middle aged men and teenage virgins. The rash is located on the male genitalia and will bleed and puss eventually becoming a sexually transmitted disease capable of having similar symptoms to genital warts.
by tabular basher 7 July 11, 2014
Get the Tabular Rashmug. Usually associated with the working classes, and most prominant in the Northern towns of England. 'Rubble rash' is sympomatic with having been 'intimate' with one of the local fellows on rough ground such as a building site or any vacant lot whilst declothed down below and being ridden ones soft skin develops a rash having been shifted around on the hardcore, aggregate or gravel.
One may say it is a poor persons carpet burn.
One may say it is a poor persons carpet burn.
Wayne took me up the 'Garry' last night at the building site in town, and you wouldn't believe the state of my 'Rubble Rash' this morning, I am raw as uncooked bacon down there
by furball69 October 19, 2010
Get the rubble rashmug. verb to eat shit, crash, or wipe-out while biking, skiing, or boarding. often results in road rash or other painful injuries.
by gabgurl May 14, 2011
Get the rash outmug. hooking up in the gym of a school when you know the guy your being sexually rash withs girlfriend happens to be your best friend
by illegallyours July 30, 2006
Get the sexually rashmug. Street slang for herpes.
by Untio April 1, 2009
Get the Rash Of Stalinmug. by Catfish 9” January 2, 2021
Get the moot rashmug. 15 minutes after jumping on my friends Segway I crashed and ended up with a nice SEG-RASH on my shoulder.
by Bart 69 August 5, 2008
Get the Seg-Rashmug.