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Seg-Rash

the wounds, scratches, etc, you get after crashing on a Segway human transporter.
15 minutes after jumping on my friends Segway I crashed and ended up with a nice SEG-RASH on my shoulder.
by Bart 69 August 5, 2008
mugGet the Seg-Rashmug.

reva rash

The rash that will take over your body after having intercourse with reva gilpen
Oh no i caught the reva rash
by An infected victim December 15, 2018
mugGet the reva rashmug.

Rash Of Stalin

Yo dawg, dat bitch gave me dat rash of Stalin.
by Untio April 1, 2009
mugGet the Rash Of Stalinmug.

sexually rash

sexual decesions that probably shouldnt have been made
hooking up in the gym of a school when you know the guy your being sexually rash withs girlfriend happens to be your best friend
by illegallyours July 30, 2006
mugGet the sexually rashmug.

Tabular Rash

A tubular rash is the rash caused by having sexual intercourse with a table. Generally the deeper and harder the penetration, the more severe the rash. This is commonly found in frustrated middle aged men and teenage virgins. The rash is located on the male genitalia and will bleed and puss eventually becoming a sexually transmitted disease capable of having similar symptoms to genital warts.
Person 1: Why is that guy walking weird?

Person 2: Ahh, he's probably got a tabular rash
by tabular basher 7 July 11, 2014
mugGet the Tabular Rashmug.

Rub Rash

When you have sexual intercourse and your too dry going in but keep going in anyways creating a rash on your dick.
Damn, look at that rash on Steve's dick, he must have rub rash.
by Boo The Guru October 2, 2016
mugGet the Rub Rashmug.

rim rash

The condition of having scraped up wheel rims which is the indication of a shitty driver who can't judge where the curb is when parking their car.
Did you see the rim rash on Mark's new beamer? Jeeze that guy can't drive.
by Robesh May 15, 2014
mugGet the rim rashmug.

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