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Potty pants

When your ass decided to drop an f bomb of shit in your pants.
Ohh no peters got potty pants!!
by Ludwig van shit September 9, 2022
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Porta potty

An outdoor building with a toilet. These things don’t flush and some places with them rarely clean them out, so you’ll end up walking into that tiny little porta potty and smell someone’s bean burrito blowout, Taco Bell Tornado, baked bean bomb, and someone’s meatloaf mud slide all in one. On top of all of this, there are often no trash cans, so if you’re on your period and you have to use a porta potty, you have my sympathies. There are also no working sinks, so you might have to use hand sanitizer or nothing at all. That’s right, not all porta potties have hand sanitizer or anything to wash your hands with. So after you’ve just finished adding to the list of bad smells with your turbulent taco typhoon, you’ve gotta walk around with your hands smelling like the aftermath of that Taco Tuesday you thought was a good idea yesterday. Gross! Don’t even get me started on how bad it smells during the summer heat! If you’ve made it this far, and you haven’t picked up on it yet, I hate porta potties. You’re better off pissing in the woods. I’m a girl, and I would much rather do the squats in the woods then squeeze a fat one in a porta potty. The lesson you can take from this is that you should never go in a porta potty.
The sign says no flushable toilets. Guess we gotta use that porta potty over there.”

Damn it.”
by KatherineTheLavaGirl September 10, 2022
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potty word

nick eh 30s dad said a potty word in his stream. he said "ass"

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by willy412 November 21, 2022
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Squatty Potty

When a guy lays on his back with his toe by his ear, the women squats on him like a he’s a toilet and pees in to ass.
Last night Karen squatty potty zee and he now no longer needs a douch’e
by The Royal throne September 27, 2022
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Porta Potty blow out

when a man knocks the bottom out of at least 3 women at the same time in a porta potty ""doing BIG things "
Last time I had a Porta potty blow out i caught Ghonerhiaia and also got a shit load of STDS and hot dose of a cock tail s
by lolha the stank fajita October 1, 2022
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hottie mc potty

a word you describe a fictional character that is hot.
person 1: THAT CHARACTER IS HOTTIE MC POTTY😍😍😍😍
person 2: what the hell
by badussysniffer47 January 2, 2022
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potty

potty
by USB_PRO-op master January 11, 2022
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