Plop and Shop

The act of shopping online while taking a dump

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping

by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021

plop

Meaning poop, or feces.

You just stepped in dog plop!

by morgan j. April 20, 2018

Plop and Slide

When a stingray gives birth and the fetus plops on the ground and continues to slide into life.
Or any movement resembling the above.

Regan did the plop and slide in the snow yesterday.

by ApersonWhoShallNotBeNamed March 28, 2022

plop star

engaging in rigorous anal coitus without a lingering scent.

i call her a plop star, because of the way she cleanses her sphincter! No smell no fail!

by quandale dingleson March 16, 2022