Pelican Head

A nice way to call someone a dumbass.
When someone is a dumbass and you can't call them a dumbass.

You pelican head

by Kalevra March 21, 2023

pelican leg scramble

The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.

That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble

by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018

Pelican Agents

MEaning tardsy has no appple to peal, if you eat the crust of the banana you gain the trustee funds of pelican agents in yoiur area. its like free sex toys when ya scrubba dub dub you fuck ya mum in the hot tub

Tardsy own quite a few Pelican Agents

by anonymous tardsy April 6, 2022

Pelican Boy

A Boy who is scared to death of pelicans.

Like REALLY scared.

1 : Man I hate pelicans, I am so scared of them...

2 : You lil' Pelican Boy, There's one under your bed right now!!

1 : AHHHH! I HATE PELICANS!!

by thatoneguyfromthatplace September 8, 2025

pelican waddle

the flabby-flapping underarm of an older woman

holy crap look at the pelican waddle on that broad!

by icyroad March 5, 2011