puking dragon

When a woman blows cum out of her nose!

While your woman is sucking your cock, right before you orgasm slame her head down on your shaft and she will chock and blow it out her nose...known as the puking dragon

by kokley March 17, 2008

Timmy Parking

Disabled parking, is a reference to Timmy in South Park

There's nowhere to park except in the Timmy parking spaces.

by ianstrain October 6, 2008

beaner packing

When a large group of people(generally Hispanic families) cram into a compact size car and travel.

My garage sale was like a circus,a tiny clown car pulled up and 14 beaner packing mexicans jumped out wanting to buy my used goods for a tenth of what they were marked.

by hooolio February 12, 2009

Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

Parking Pirate

A Parking Pirate is someone who lurks in parking lots at malls and major retailers seeking out the best possible parking spot. These people will circle aimlessly, avoiding all the open spots at the back of the lot, until alas, they spot their mark...the shopper with bags in one hand, and keys in the other.

This pirate then creeps upon it's target, slowly following them as they make their way across the lot. They're watching you. They're following you. They are going to pillage you for your spot.

As you get closer to your vehicle, their blinker goes on. Avast! They're set to drop anchor. Fire in the hole!

There's always so many Parking Pirates at the mall right before Christmas.

by Jenn Gren December 19, 2008

Peaking

Euphoric feeling literally an overwhelming sensation of emotions usually good ones.

"Bro CB is peaking right now on the 7 grams of shrooms he took." - People Reading CB's FB posts

by Alt420 July 3, 2020

Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory

It's a porno about a some dude's nephew bout to inherit a sex toy factory but the only way to show devotion is by fuckin' some whore in the ass!

Filthy Fucker : Yo, you got dat new Spidaman movie?

Clerk : No.

Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?

Clerk : 'the fuck!?

by CumChup December 10, 2007