by bigsimalianpenis January 5, 2021
Get the SWAGmug. 
swag is a guy who bleeds and breaths awesomeness
by zss181 May 13, 2018
Get the SWAGmug. by thunderwing March 23, 2020
Get the SWAGmug. Swag is an almost indefinable term. It is loosely tied with confidence, but it mostly stems from the overall character of a person and you're really just born with it—or not. Some cases of swag are easy to mistake for retardation.
Swag is almost impossible to conceal. People with severe cases of swag can but will not
necessarily have:
- an epic walk
- epic dress sense
- raw animal magnetism
- not giving a fuck about what other people (who don't have swag) think
Swag is almost entirely stockpiled by Filipinos, Eastern Europeans, South Americans, Indonesians and definitely African-Americans, also known as negroes. It is also generally possessed by men.
Many swathes of Asia, Europe and Africa are almost entirely without swag and Russia has its own kind of swag which is a markedly different in style. Japan has a dangerous form of anti-swag, also known as anime.
There are so many black people with ludicrously visible swag* that this results in a new term: "black man swag". Famous owners of black man swag include Samuel L. Jackson and Donald Glover, but not Will Smith.
If you only remember one thing from this definition, remember this:
You can NEVER take away a black man's swag.
Swag can also mean money, in terms of stolen loot, or jewellery, also known as bling. As you have probably noticed, both theft and bling are very popular with African-Americans.
*However, Filipinos have the most swag per capita.
Swag is almost impossible to conceal. People with severe cases of swag can but will not
necessarily have:
- an epic walk
- epic dress sense
- raw animal magnetism
- not giving a fuck about what other people (who don't have swag) think
Swag is almost entirely stockpiled by Filipinos, Eastern Europeans, South Americans, Indonesians and definitely African-Americans, also known as negroes. It is also generally possessed by men.
Many swathes of Asia, Europe and Africa are almost entirely without swag and Russia has its own kind of swag which is a markedly different in style. Japan has a dangerous form of anti-swag, also known as anime.
There are so many black people with ludicrously visible swag* that this results in a new term: "black man swag". Famous owners of black man swag include Samuel L. Jackson and Donald Glover, but not Will Smith.
If you only remember one thing from this definition, remember this:
You can NEVER take away a black man's swag.
Swag can also mean money, in terms of stolen loot, or jewellery, also known as bling. As you have probably noticed, both theft and bling are very popular with African-Americans.
*However, Filipinos have the most swag per capita.
Person 1: No matter the circumstances, black men walk through life with swag
Person 2: True as fuck.
Person 1: Filipinos have so much swag. I don't know why God chose to give them so much fucking swag, but He did.
Person 1: Jessica, you cheated on me with a Filipino... again??
Person 1: God, I wish I had as much swag as he does.
Person 2: True as fuck.
Person 1: Filipinos have so much swag. I don't know why God chose to give them so much fucking swag, but He did.
Person 1: Jessica, you cheated on me with a Filipino... again??
Person 1: God, I wish I had as much swag as he does.
by codfather January 9, 2020
Get the Swagmug. SWAG is an acronym that stands for "Stuff We All Get", although it is commonly and jokingly explained as "Secretly We Are Gay" or "Sex With A Girl".
People who use SWAG alot use it when talking about something cool or sexy, however using SWAG seriously will just make you look retarded.
People who use SWAG alot use it when talking about something cool or sexy, however using SWAG seriously will just make you look retarded.
(In the distance) Douchebag: Oh man I've got so much swag!
Person 1: Man that guy's such a retard.
Person 2: ikr
Person 1: Man that guy's such a retard.
Person 2: ikr
by Dr Grodbert March 21, 2018
Get the SWAGmug.