mushroom funk

Male ejaculate. Due to the strong resemblance between the penis and a mushroom and because some people believe male ejaculate smells like mushrooms.

"Wow! She really digs the mushroom funk!"

"After she went down on me she had some mushroom funk in her hair."

by dedwitey November 15, 2007

collarless mushroom

In other words, a circumcised penis

Let me play with your collarless mushroom.

by exusn May 26, 2005

Mushroom hunt

When a straight woman or gay man is extremely horny and looking for any guy to bang.

Did you see Jenna at the party the other day? She was totally on a mushroom hunt.

by The Seventh Samurai August 09, 2012

mushroom pump

To get fucked way to hard with your mans mushroom.

Wanna get mushroom pumped in your dumper slut?

by iHumpDumpers January 31, 2016

Bag of mushrooms

You know what it means...

That Anita is a right bag of mushrooms...

by Ven 0ne May 18, 2018

Mushroom dance

A dance to show your fellow humans that you are partaking in a life of wrongdoing.

Mushroom dance, mushroom dance
Whatever could it mean?.....

~It MeAnS yOu'Ve LiVeD a LiFe Of SiN~

by CoolGayBean August 20, 2020

mushroom tattoo

A mark made by a wild and violent whipping/smacking of the male genitalia on another's body part, preferably tha face.

I'm going to give that bitch a mushroom tattoo.

by Michael Pur September 27, 2005