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Slinky-Ass Mother Fucker 

(A phrase created by Steve Chambers during Senior Week 2007 in Ocean City, MD:)

(noun/adj): awkward, lazy, boring, creepy, dry, goofy, etc.
Valentine's a Slinky-Ass Mother Fucker!

there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo 

when someone that no one likes tries to talk to you and they don't know that no one likes them but you don't want to be a dick because it was a silent agreement that no one likes them and eventually you just tell them to fuck off so later they come to your house and fuck you lawn flamingo so you call the cops.
police responder: hello this is 911 what is your emergency
You : there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder: understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location

Wide stance having mother fucker

Someone who repeatedly takes it in the ass every night or every day from two or more men simultaneously.

shit ass cock sucker mother fucker 

Any womans old man who cheats on her.
My boyfriend cheated on me and I called him a shit ass cock sucker mother fucker, and slapped the FUCK out of him. He cried like a pussy.

fuck off mother fucker 

The best word to use when pissed off at someone really bad
Oh fuck off mother fucker
Fuck off mother fucker I'm trying to lick a pussy here

Flappy gum ass mother fucker 

When someone talks so much everything that they talk is shit and they fuck their mother
Hey bob” “yea” “shut your flappy gum ass mother fucker up”