blood engorged mayonnaise canon

Some random cunt.

Man that guys is a real blood engorged mayonnaise canon

by The definitionaster July 3, 2017

Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease

The act of supplying McDonald's with the white sauce from your armpits. Classic symptoms are excessively wearing white T-shirts and people avoiding you when you lift your armpits. Also Mayonnaise Perspiring Syndrome or MPD/MPS.

Dude 1: That guy in front of us has Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease !

Dude 2: How do you know?

Dude 1: He's wearing a white T-shirt everyday.

by PikachuKnowsSurf January 1, 2010

the mayonnaise on two quarter pounders

a nice piece of ass you cant stop cumming with night after night

yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders

by Fat Choke May 22, 2003

Mayonnaise Bomb

A mayonnaise bomb is when you put mayonnaise in your mouth and go to kiss somebody and while your kissing them you put the mayonnaise in their mouth

Oh yeah, last night i gave her the biggest mayonnaise bomb

by OwenDaDawg94 May 24, 2023

poopy mayonnaise

A very intelligent word only used by very intelligent and big ball people referring to the term I shit in my mayonnaise.

Only the most intelligent people use this word!

Man: I almost died today!
Woman: omg are you ok?

Random man: poopy mayonnaise

by phonebadbookgood April 20, 2022

mayonnaise man

A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.

Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."

by creatorofthefarts November 6, 2022

Mayonnaise

A salad dressing. Can be combined with cookies, snickers, and eggs.

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR! IT'S GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEEYA LATER.

by A Quirky White Boy September 5, 2023