A stereotype for a rotund Jewish male who is extremely hairy. This man is often described as looking precisely like anti Jewish ww2 propaganda. Often with a very pointed long nose, and a background in either it, law, finance, or medicine such as podiatry. This man can speak with a mild to strong New York accent, and most likely has an average length penis with an extremely rotund girth that matches his physique. When walking this man tends to waddle, girating back and forth. This man could often be described as highly intelligent and charismatic, often weaseling his way into high level positions with his prowess, unfortunately this man looks like the human embodiment of a mole, and has the back hair to show for it.
Yo Brody you look like a total Marty Grossman.
Oyyy Veyy oh chutzpah the s&p is a total bear right now!
Oyyy Veyy oh chutzpah the s&p is a total bear right now!
by Ritards Future Father October 7, 2025
Get the Marty Grossman mug.a nickname for Martin Luna, associated with Jaden Luna. Not to be confused with the zebra from Madagascar. Almost the same thing. Marty Luna is much more superior than Jaden Luna, it is a more higher position than the regular. The beginning, and how it started it all. Without Marty Luna, there would be no Jaden Luna. As point of superiority. MAIN: Marty meaning, "Not to be confused with the zebra, but just... it's bigger than black and white."
Jaden Luna: Is another version of Marty. Being the superior version of Jaden.
Jaden Luna: Is another version of Marty. Being the superior version of Jaden.
Person 1 - Hey Marty Luna how are you doing today!
Person 2 - I am doing great Marty Luna thanks for answering!
Person 2 - I am doing great Marty Luna thanks for answering!
by JUM124 October 26, 2025
Get the Marty Luna mug.hardcore incel that has hentai merch in the deepest darkest parts of his closet. Is a little too obsessed with the japanese culture and is a racist bitch who has memorized a girls address scaringly perfectly.
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Get the Marty mug.The local Newry street legend. He is well known in Northern Ireland and is often seen in all weather roaming the streets of Newry. His trusty steed is a bridge-end bike that's at least 600 years old. Legend has it that his Nike trainer is still in the canal and that whoever gains possession of this magical item will be granted the powers of Marty himself.
He has many accolades such as an Ulster Novice Champion at Handball (Later winning many senior titles at handball through Ireland) and a world-renowned sexiest man award under his sleeve and has the most luscious beard since Zeus. Some people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut trim and his almost hulk-like muscle tone.
You can now find Marty in both his trusty bike around the town and has a beautiful mural of such as legend himself located to the side of Nan Rices bar.
He has many accolades such as an Ulster Novice Champion at Handball (Later winning many senior titles at handball through Ireland) and a world-renowned sexiest man award under his sleeve and has the most luscious beard since Zeus. Some people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut trim and his almost hulk-like muscle tone.
You can now find Marty in both his trusty bike around the town and has a beautiful mural of such as legend himself located to the side of Nan Rices bar.
Did you see Marty Bogroll with Christmas Crackers in a Sainsbury bag hanging off his bike? It must be close to Christmas.
I've been waiting 4 Martys for my Friar Tucks! Mon' da fuck!
I've been waiting 4 Martys for my Friar Tucks! Mon' da fuck!
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