poon magnet

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas

He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.

by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

couch magnet

(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.

guy1: "where are you going?"

guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"

guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"

guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"

guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"

by glassfungus February 5, 2010

Pie Magnet

A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.

“Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.

“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”

“What?”

by jspam February 16, 2020

stab magnet

A character (or characters) in a movie most likely to be slaughtered by the psychotic killer

The four stab magnets explored the secluded cabin, unaware of the evil, hungry eyes leering at them through a slit in the boards.

by Juan_Toofrey April 23, 2018

Mormon Magnet

A man that only Mormon women are attracted to.

'Bro, did you hear about Matt Cesnik? He just got asked out by another Mormon'
'Yeah man, he's such a Mormon Magnet."

by Thomas Golding September 14, 2012

Wiener magnets

Eyes. One who cannot help themselves from looking at a guys crotch.

Jacob's wiener magnets are focused on my dick

by Rotten_666 September 18, 2017

Slut Magnet

A glam rock metal band from American Samoa with hit titles such as "Fa'afafine Sucked My Weenie" and "Condom in a Hat".

She totally cheated on her boyfriend with the lead signer(s) of slut magnet.

by Slut Magnet Front Man May 9, 2014