Stank lettuce

Synonym for weed, see also Laser lettuce, Wacky tabacky, etc

Ayo cuh pass that stank lettuce

On god

by LikeyacutG September 10, 2020

Street lettuce

Lettuce you find in planters on the street.It doesn’t taste that great but it’s edible(I tried it and I don’t recommend it).

Example:Today my friends and I were walking down Front st and we saw street lettuce growing in a planter.

by Assfartion November 2, 2017

white lettuce

Fluffy bit's of toilet paper that are left on your anus after taking a dump

Brandon was not turned off by the white lettuce around tiffanys anus when ramming her from behind

by branmuff July 25, 2016

Ball of lettuce

The better name for the shape of lettuce.

Dave reached for the ball of lettuce in the sink.

by Helios Alpha May 30, 2016

Meat Lettuce

Thick soggy puss

Bro last night I got with this big sweaty chick and she had some mean meat lettuce.

by Yarnce July 16, 2021

Devil's Lettuce

Contrary to popular belief, if you look at the old testament, the devils lettuce is actually a reference to dogshit nasty cilantro.

"Keep that god damn Devil's lettuce off of my tacos."

by Frostybadger August 9, 2021

Honey Lettuce

A slang term for American currency. Honey, because money is sweet, lettuce because it's green.

Honey lettuce is the root of all evil.

by brandonlm1994 July 17, 2012