Kirk

Verb: suffering consequences of what the person stand/stood for
Act of doing something bad in prol of something good

My friend got kirked because he was rude to someone on the street
I kirked you because you did something without thinking

by Ytsprmc-fighter September 16, 2025

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Kirked

It's the word "Killed and Murked" morphed in one, specifically if the person died from a wound in the neck.

David: Hey! Did you hear what happened to Marley?
Steve: No. What happened?
David: Marley got kirked!
Steve: That poor man. I will make sure to give his family my condolences!

by Jesús Cristo September 13, 2025

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Kirked

a wildly irrational reaction or spell of behavior; to freak-out

Guy: Dude my girlfriend 'kirked'/'kirked-out' when I told her my ex was at that party last night.

by H_fit May 29, 2018

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The act of acquiring an extra hour or two of sleep through the use of a vague medical condition as an excuse. Kirking requires you to show up at 9:30 to 10:00 am thus allowing you to maintain your ability to give others a rash of shit if they take a sick day.

"It's 9:30 and the boss still isn't here. He must be kirking this morning."

by Jbski April 27, 2017

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Kirk

The male version of a Karen. A male person who uses his privelige, economic status or ethnicity to demand their way. They view all others beneath them and feel they deserve special treatment. Often discovered through alcohol consumption.

That guy at table 7 wants 7 lemons in his water and snaps when he wants service. The guy is a total Kirk.

by Tonylum February 24, 2023

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Circle Kirk

The over-the-top groupthink hero worship of Charlie Kirk.

I know political violence is unacceptable but I see no reason to have a Circle Kirk. The guy did nothing with his adult life but sow division and grift people out of their money backing his organization.

by hel112570 September 22, 2025

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