Glaze the Doughnut

Glazing the Doughnut involves a male ejaculating on and/or around the exterior of a female sexual partner's vagina.

Male A: "So, last night I end up tagging along on my roomate's date. Her and I have great conversations, lots of laughs, he says nothing. I pay for our dinner, we go to a bar and her and I dance all night. We all get home and then she goes to bed with him and I'm sitting alone in the living room."

Male B: "Man, that sucks. The least she could have done was let you Glaze the Doughnut."

by Richard Head II July 19, 2013

glazing the donut

just simoning on that shit so that the customers will like it and it gives a nice shiny coating.

customer "nice donuts man! super duper!"
Asian guy selling it "yes uh glazing the donut was with simon! My simon!"

by asian hawk April 22, 2020

glazed donut

to go eat out a plus sized woman, and get your face glazed in her juices

shawn was eating out taylor and came up lookin like a glazed donut

by durty white T November 28, 2009

Glazed Brownie

The act of pulling out during intercourse, shitting on your partners chest and proceeding to cum on top. This gives the "brownie" the glazed topping.

Pro tip: make sure to jack off while you shit on their chest or they might have time to wipe the shit off.

Fred: how was the date night with Annie last weekend?

Me: oh she broke up with me. I kind of expected it though cuz I have her a glazed brownie.

Fred: ugh gnarly man.

by TypicalAmerican December 14, 2013

poon glazed

the sparkling shine that coates ones face after a massive chomp on ones poontang.

man! she"s got enough glaze to plaster every pole in t dot with advertising she shure poon glazed me

by steve cryds October 22, 2006

Glazing a knuckle

(Verb) The act in which pre-ejaculatory fluids secret from the tip of the penis during male masturbation creating a donut like glaze over the knuckles.

"Hey do you know where Jim is?"
"Yeah, he's upstairs Glazing a knuckle"

by L Scotty III May 21, 2015

Glazed Doughnut

when you are having anal sex, and you pull out and jizz all over her asshole, wait for it to get all crusty, then eat all of your jizz out of her asshole.

o wow, i cant believe i just did that. that glazed doughnut was disgusting

by sexysanta69 May 26, 2010