blind bandwagon

A person that only likes a sports team because...
•it has their favorite player
•their friend(s) like that team
•they no nothing about the sport
•etc

J. That guy is terrible at football
H. I know
J. He doesn't know any of the rules or how to play
H. He only knows knows the Patriots because he is in love with Tom Brady's wife
J. He is such a BLIND BANDWAGON

by Yodleodles June 20, 2015

booty bandwagon

A viscous creature that loves to consume booty rocket wagons, it’s also one of the only predators of the wild oppressor hawk. The booty band wagon doesn’t die it just goes to the nearest ramp to rest on

I saw a booty bandwagon plow through an entire class that of retarded kids yesterday

by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire February 19, 2019

NBA bandwagon

when an nba fan is a fan of a specific player only, not the team. His/her loyalty stays true to said player, but jumps from team to team depending on where said player demands a trade to. They are considered a NBA bandwagon fan.

"Yeah man i've always been a lakers fan! That's my team!"

"Shut up man, you're just a Lebron fan. Stop being a NBA bandwagon fan."

by fanofthegameloveforthegame April 25, 2021

Cuban bandwagon

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. A group and men give the receiver enough Dirty Sanchez's to form a beard, similar to Castro's

Dude, I can't believe Carroll is down for a Cuban Bandwagon!

by Dr. Chismer November 15, 2021

Up My Bandwagon

A sexually ambiguous version of “Up My Alley” including more than two people.

Did you say animated movie? That’s right up my bandwagon!

by #GatorSpot November 3, 2018

hop on my bandwagon

The person who said this too you is very odd and is most likely mentally unstable. Please use this phrase with caution (unless the person this phrase is being used on is visually appealing)

Hey girl why don’t u hop on my bandwagon and we’ll go for a ride. 😏

by Ur fav besties August 7, 2021

Thank you bandwagon

The influx of thank you messages sent to a group chat post-party and addressed to the host of the party. Usually a form of virtue-signaling.

*Friend hosts party”
Groupchat after party:
Person 1: Thank you!!!!
Person 2: yes thank you so much!!! it was so so much fun 😁😁
Person 3: thank you for hosting!!
Etc…

Host: man check out these fake mofos on the thank you bandwagon

by Goopygoopty July 21, 2024