Doodie Finger

When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.

“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

poop doodie

One of the two most funniest words put together in the English Dictionary. (if used properly)

(funny)
1) You fucking poop doodie ass bitch.
2) I need to take a pood doodie.

by hunker4u April 24, 2022

Doodie As

A word founded in Middlesbrough, UK, meaning "cool" or "great"

The gig was doodie as!

by enchantica February 8, 2009

doody voovy

doody voovy is bacically a retard who likes ads and presses the dislike button

jhon: evan is a doody voovy
evan: no u

by leonardas November 21, 2021

Spooky Doody

When a girl's boyfriend dies he eternally haunts their bed. When another guy fuck the girl in said bed, the ghost of her ex will occasionally stick his otherworldly finger up the new guy's asshole. This supernatural occurrence is called the spooky dooty.

Guy 1: "Hey man I just found out that chick your smashing was engaged to some dude who died in a car crash. "
Guy 2: "Well that would explain the Spooky Doody I got last night. "

by TNatty November 27, 2017