Dancer Math

Rules most dancers use that would send regular people into a coma.

Teacher: The choreography starts on 2, listen for the ka-ka-boom..ga! and start there
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

bag dancer

A person who enjoys dancing with a scrotum. Usually holding it at arms length between both thumbs and pointer fingers, with elbows slightly bent. Most beginning bag dancers are known to start slowly, with an easy song, such as "boogie shoes" by k.c. and the sunshine band.

"I was at the ass-donger Cafe last nite, and a guy with well groomed eye brows started to be a bag dancer to November Rain by guns n roses..it was epic!, so much so, I launched an iron pipe in my pants!"

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

slam dancer

A person who takes part in a dance preformed at punk rock concerts. You jump around and go wild notvto be confused with moshing, because the violence is not intentional

Hey look at those slam dancers listening to The Dead Kennedys.

by professional punk rocker September 21, 2015

dancer dyslexia

The complete lack of ability to follow even the simplest dance combination.
---- Coined by Heidi

"Kick, turn, out, in, pivot step, fuck you!"
"Come on, the combination isn't that bad."
"To you maybe, but I have dancer dyslexia."

by Heidi_in_Cal June 26, 2014

Instagram dancer

A person who makes dancing videos; like dubsmash or/and tik tok and put it on instagram. There are a lot of well known and famous instagram dancers

Hey did you see that one famous instagram dancer at the mall ?.

by Coolerthencoolestperson December 11, 2020

DANCER SCENE

not just "scene", DANCE SCENE! involves wearing a large amount of "onesies", being better than everyone else, and being engrossed in your reflection in the mirror. OBZ!

Karen- "ohmygawd, look at that dancer, she is so scene its RIDIC!"

Chasity- "GOD KAREN. Shes not "scene"! She's....DANCER SCENE!"

Karen- *gasp*

Chasity-...and therefore obz better than everyone else

by 1RidicSceneDancer4EVA September 22, 2009

Kiki dancer

A dumbfuck who goes with the media flow

"Hey girl do you remember that dumb in the club"
"Yeah why"
"I found his instagram, he is a kiki dancer"

by Zero0o0o0 July 21, 2018