Colby is a slang for chode looking nigger he also likes dick up his ass with a side of nigger some would say his chode is so thicc they call it chodelock. Colby is another way of calling a diebeto fuck a nigger. Colby is the type of person to roll instead of walk. Families kids and animals hide your FOOD IMMEDIATELY this fat nigga is coming for it all. He will sniff it out from a mile away he loves little girls under the age of 7. If they don't like him back he will eat them.
WATCH OUT FOR THIS NIGGER.!!!!!
WATCH OUT FOR THIS NIGGER.!!!!!
Friend 1: OMG look at Colby hes eating that girl
Friend 2: Chodes are so weird. Hey don't stare for to long
Friend 1: Why??
Friend 2: He will eat you
COLBY: I LIKE LITTLE GIRLS AND NIGGERS
COLBY: MORE FOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
Friend 2: Chodes are so weird. Hey don't stare for to long
Friend 1: Why??
Friend 2: He will eat you
COLBY: I LIKE LITTLE GIRLS AND NIGGERS
COLBY: MORE FOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
by COLBY EATS FOOOOOOOOOOOD April 20, 2024

a thick necked moron who tends to have a massive ego. also very thick in the rump area. trash at video games as well
Person 1: where is colby at?
Person 2: oh you mean hulk neck? I just saw his cocky ass earlier today, total fuckin dweeb
Person 2: oh you mean hulk neck? I just saw his cocky ass earlier today, total fuckin dweeb
by Smallgood September 26, 2023

A failed nazi experiment frozen to awaken in 2024. He has sexuality assaulted plenty of people (mainly cripples) and including his own half brother mason.
Noun:
Fat:
Weirdo:
Nig-
Noun:
Fat:
Weirdo:
Nig-
by Hawk333 May 14, 2024

colbys rizz is somewhat the opposute of rizz. when someone is failing really hard to get girls you say colbys rizz
bartholemew has colbys rizz
by geodice May 31, 2023

An attention-deficit legendary creature of Korean folk, known because of its height, weight, and high pitch squeal, which many scientists say is the cause of cancer. The face of the creature is that of a gorilla's but he has the body of an elephant, the arms of a T- Rex, and the legs of a giraffe (which questions the ability of Bolby to walk on two feet). Victims' description of its height ranges from 12 feet to 36 feet. But coincidentally, they all agreed on the fact that its round belly is able to swallow a human whole.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
man 1: have you seen Bobby Colby's wrestling video?
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
by The Chosen afgjdkfssadfgh,jjm April 3, 2011

Colby is absolutely amazing. Colby is sexy and hot and the finest man alive. Colby has the biggest dick around and could steal your girl AND your man. If you hurt Colby or his friends you are dead. Colby is so sweet and kind but will screw you over in seconds if he feels necessary. He is such a fine man. I live for Colby.
Boy 1) “omg look thats Colby! he is so sexy!”
Girl 1) “omg you’re right that is Colby! “he is the sexiest!”
Girl 1) “omg you’re right that is Colby! “he is the sexiest!”
by Viktor Loves Colby April 18, 2022

by redneck24 November 21, 2017
