colby

HUGE DICK HUGE HUGE AND I MEAN HUGE DICK WOWZAS

HOLY SHIT THAT GUYS DICK IS HUGE

oh yeah thats colby

by sigama January 19, 2025

Colby

This is one smelly mother fucker. He’s the type of person that sweats sitting in class. Not to mention that for whatever reason people named Colby tend to have Mother’s with large breasts. He struggles talking to girls but has no problem talking to boys. Be careful boys, if you have a friend named Colby, he might want to be more than friends.

Wow Colby is ugly

by Dart Ripper 6969 June 10, 2019

Colby Patrick-ing

When you are shoving your face with food, specifically cookie cake...

Did you see Jason over there eating his wings? He is really Colby Patrick-ing them, like a pig!

by SirLoganic March 20, 2021

Colby

Colby is absolutely amazing. Colby is sexy and hot and the finest man alive. Colby has the biggest dick around and could steal your girl AND your man. If you hurt Colby or his friends you are dead. Colby is so sweet and kind but will screw you over in seconds if he feels necessary. He is such a fine man. I live for Colby.

Boy 1) “omg look thats Colby! he is so sexy!”
Girl 1) “omg you’re right that is Colby! “he is the sexiest!”

by Viktor Loves Colby April 18, 2022

Colby

The sexiest man alive. He is hot af and he can be the cutest boyfriend ever. You should never hurt him because he doesn't deserve that. He deserves to be loved. Be careful you can easily get lost in his ocean eyes

If you ever meet a Colby just hug him and never let him go.

by Daddy Brock April 9, 2019

The Colby Cheese

The leftover smeg around the helmet rim after a streak of unwashing after sexual pleasure

“Hey man, are you aware you’ve got some of The Colby Cheese down your leg”

by OHB All Day May 13, 2024

Colby

Colby is an absolute pedophile that has no life. Usually lonely, a “Colby” has divorced parents that hate him. Also, a “Colby” might have a huge interest in a sport, but sucks at all of them. Someone like this also hits on any girl that smiles at him.

“Oh man, that guy just got beat up, must be a Colby”.

“Wow, that’s one ugly motherfucker, his name has to be Colby”

by TheWiseOn3 April 7, 2020