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finnish capitalism

On July 2nd, 2023, a Finnish man by the name of jopede went on Roblox and uploaded a hat called the Red Snapper Croc. It is on sale for 299 robux and 600 available.

The invasion of Finnish capitalism began this day due to the raids of the cult, which each cult member wears a pair of pajamas with a Red Snapper Croc. They then commit suicide by jumping into a pool full of snappers to contribute to the legacy.
*sees a group of people with pajamas and crocs on their head* ahh, finnish capitalism and its benefits
by DrShamrock July 2, 2023
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Capital Fucked

When something does not work out for you and it affects your life in a negative way.
Person 1: “Oh shit, my computer just crashed and now I’ve lost all of my work!”

Person 2: “Get Capital Fucked, bitch.”
by A total slag February 23, 2023
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Capital case

The words need to be capital case not lower case.
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Washington-Capital

Someone who greatly underachieves.
Dude, you had a 4.0 in high school and you flunked out of college? Your'e such a Washington-Capital!
by D-Train312 August 18, 2012
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emotional capitalism

The pursuit of mutually beneficial interaction with others, and the rejection of altruistic, compulsory interaction without a definite purpose.

Common view of teenagers.
As a proponent of emotional capitalism, Ethan viewed the obligatory family gatherings as immoral.
by EmotionalCapitalist December 29, 2010
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Capital Camps

The best Jewish sleep away camp ever!! The memories last forever and you feel the community everywhere.
I made so many amazing friends this summer at Capital Camps
by Kachowee August 17, 2019
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Capital STEEZ

A great rapper who unfortunately was framed & killed at only 19 years old. Even STEEZ family say he didn’t kill himself and how the police reports they recieved etc. when he died did’nt add up. They would not let them see the footage from that night where he jumped off the building which btw is right across the road from a Masonic building, also he was under investigation at the time of his death for using the Jewish swatshtika symbol for his mixtape cover. It’s no coincidence also the label he signed to was Jewish , I can keep going on but there is no point. 47 Shit Long Live STEEZ, #FreeKingCapital
Person 1: Have u heard of the rapper Capital STEEZ?
Person 2: Yeh I love his mixtape ‘Amerikkkan Korruption’ What’s your favourite song? Mine is ‘Can’t Explain’ I wish it released
Person 1: My Favourite song is apex
Person 2: Yeh that’s one of my favourites too
by Infinite369 May 29, 2022
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