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Capital One

They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…

What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!

Crapital One

BANK OF THE MISERLY
Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.

Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..
by LickmykickStand May 13, 2022
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Capital case

The words need to be capital case not lower case.
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Capital Fucked

When something does not work out for you and it affects your life in a negative way.
Person 1: “Oh shit, my computer just crashed and now I’ve lost all of my work!”

Person 2: “Get Capital Fucked, bitch.”
by A total slag February 23, 2023
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Washington-Capital

Someone who greatly underachieves.
Dude, you had a 4.0 in high school and you flunked out of college? Your'e such a Washington-Capital!
by D-Train312 August 18, 2012
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emotional capitalism

The pursuit of mutually beneficial interaction with others, and the rejection of altruistic, compulsory interaction without a definite purpose.

Common view of teenagers.
As a proponent of emotional capitalism, Ethan viewed the obligatory family gatherings as immoral.
by EmotionalCapitalist December 29, 2010
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Cuddle capitalism

We're selling you stuff to make you feel better about yourself and we care so we want you to be healthy. Sometimes the company doesn't care, they just pretend to, to increase sales.
Hmm I've noticed rather a lot of the adverts these days feature farmers, twittering birds and lots of waffling on about provenance...talk about cuddle capitalism overload.
by Sazzy J December 17, 2015
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Capital Camps

The best Jewish sleep away camp ever!! The memories last forever and you feel the community everywhere.
I made so many amazing friends this summer at Capital Camps
by Kachowee August 17, 2019
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