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rusty camper

When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.
"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."
by Johndhughes March 29, 2016
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Doo doo camper

A camper that is better than living in a place where someone is overbearing but is also smelly and the roof is falling in
Let’s go to the ole doo doo camper and watch a movie.
by Alotofnonsense April 7, 2020
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Bush Camper

A semen particulate left within the pubes
Jim: Oh, last night I spent so long beating my meat . I had so many bush campers.
Rob: Hot damn.
by Dicktard VII June 6, 2018
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Roof Camper

An unskilled noob in FPS games who can only get kills by sitting on top of high places and shooting down.
Rust
Player 1: Get off your fucking roof you no skilled scrub
Roof Camper : Fuck you, i'll sit here all day and camp you.
by Longdongered March 31, 2023
mugGet the Roof Campermug.

wet camper

When you get drunk, pass out, and your friends pees the bed.
Tilly became a wet camper on her wedding night when she passed out next to her friend Steve and he peed on her.
by D-low800 November 22, 2022
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Happy Camper

A sexual act in which a specific female who’s name starts with an L continues to put marshmallows in her mouth until it becomes full at which time the male inserts his penis.
by ZestyJ May 1, 2022
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Tamper camper

When you’re playing an first person shooter like call of duty or battlefield and this bitch keeps camping
Man xX_billy_Xx is such a tamper camper
by Cuozzykooz June 2, 2018
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