Lan cable

Lan Cable: Some one of gay tendancies. In regards to clothing or persona.

"Man that guys a lan cable"
or
"Gezzz what that guys wearing is so Lan"

by Jiminy Worrell December 12, 2008

cablelisation

To cable oneself or itself.

cablelisation of the nation.

by Christine Reid April 15, 2008

cablager

To steal another persons lager.

orig: 27th july, 2008, the CIA. Someone steals Stuart Cable's lager. "Cable's lager" is contracted to become 'cablager'

"Dude, you've been cablagered."
"I just cablagered some guy."
"I'm going to go out and cablager until I forget my name."

by ogfest pirato August 27, 2008

cableese

Noun: old 20th Century language used by journalists beginning in the 1920s and lasting until the 1950s...Sending a wire or cable to report the news was expensive...Western Union and other wire services charged by the letter not the word...so reporters in order to save money used a "version" of slang to get stories to their editors, and save on the wire bill...

Johnson filed her story at the local Western Union office, in order to save money she sent the following wire in cableese to her editor about the film being well received in the countryside: "Hicks n stix luv pic"...

by Hans Montag January 20, 2009

Cableway Sutra

The act of forming weird sexual positions whilst fixing a cable car. Performed by most cable car mechanics.

John - "whats Jim doing up there in the engine room"

Adam - "hes practicing the Cableway Sutra"

John - "that explains the extra grease"

by DudeFace6 March 6, 2013

cablebiter

People who are consistently attracted to IT nerds and their ability to program, build and deploy computer hardware and software.

Look at how Kristy keeps trying to hook up with Winston in the server room - what a cablebiter!

by Coleslaw07 July 15, 2014

Cable bake

A cable bake is a traditional get-together held by audio professionals where cables are laid out in the sun to remove their kinks and ensure correct wraping. It is a cause for community celebration and togetherness, typically involving potluck style food, merriment, and drinking adult beverages.

My buddy is hosting a cable bake tonight, let's bring some food and make a party out of it.

by Xx_Audiofreak_xX August 6, 2015