Take care

Basically saying “ sucks for you, good thing I’m not in that situation”

Person 1: bruh I have to take a test today
Person 2: Take care, take absolute care

by dill03 July 13, 2020

care police

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.
Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."

...............___@@@__
......_____//____?____\______
----o--------CARE-POLICE----@) NEE NOR NEE NOR
-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-

by Tai Nguyen February 16, 2005

No one cares

You care enough to read it every day don’tcha bitch.

Hym “Yeah, no one cares but where are you right now shit-brain? Huh? Yeah. That’s what I thought. You cared enough to say something about it didn’t you? Uh huh. That’s you motherfucker. That’s what you care about.”

by Hym Iam October 14, 2022

Care cup

Shows lack of interest.

J: OMG I just g0t gank'd.
S: c__ <-- My care cup is empty mufu.
J: :<

by SHUAN October 09, 2006

Self Care

July 24 is national self care day, it’s when you take a warm bath do face masks and just enjoy yourself

“I have to go take a warm bath and put on some face masks”
“Why”
“Because it’s July 24, national self care day”

by abbers29000 May 05, 2019

almost cared

Almost gave a fuck

Woman Starts talking about her long boring day with her friends.

Man: Oh I almost cared

by Wxo April 06, 2016

His-Care

1. A wellness practice engaged in by humans no matter the gender, taking an active role in nurturing and balance the masculine aspects of themselves to lead more fulfilled lives

"His-care is an essential to freeing oneself from self-limiting routines"

by Lyndonia Jane April 30, 2022