Arizona penis man

A godlike being who roams Arizona with a 69 inch penis looking for a challenger to the title, who he has not found yet.

Person 1:have you heard of the Arizona penis man? I’ve heard he has a 69 inch meat stick
Person 2:what drugs are you on?
Person 1:yes

by Vergilschair January 24, 2023

Arizona furniture treatment

Verb: to leave something in the middle of the road, on a highway to get hit by a car.

"we gave our old dog sparky the Arizona furniture treatment"

by goodisfed December 17, 2022

arizona trash bag

Somebody from Arizona who is a little bitch

I’m just an Arizona trash bag

by mhickcox.90 August 28, 2020

Arizona Ass Hopper

When a man takes his shit, smears it on his cock, and jumps in and out of 2 females vaginas and or asses.

The Arizona Ass Hopper is a special move I use on my girl. She has a UTI.

by eddiegazebopills November 11, 2017

Arizona Super Show

A first cousin of the Cleveland Steamer, but in this case the female is having such great sex that she loses control of her bodily functions and proceeds to defecate on her mate.

I hooked up with this chick last night and while she was cumming, she gave me the Arizona Super Show.

by Ari300 April 20, 2022

arizona prostate snot

The slimy remnants of being fisted during a prostate exam

Arizona Prostate snot ran down my leg after my exam!

by AzRev January 30, 2022

Arizona Iced Tea

Arizona Iced tea is the best drink🤷🏽 ♀️

1) “ jit im bout to get some Arizona Iced Tea you want one?”

2) “ IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION BRO😻”

by IMAMONKE😮‍💨🧟‍♀️ April 7, 2023