ass agent

A man who gets so much pussy that he should have an agency to organize them all.

That dude is such an ass agent it makes me ill.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

Secret Agent

1. A sneaky person who works for some kind of organisation without others knowing.

2. A spliff made by emptying out a normal cigarette and replacing the filter with a roach, then mixing half the tobacco with some ganja and filling up the empty cigarette with the mix.

Useful for discreet smoking (except for the smell!!)

"you wanna smoke a joint man"

"Nah man, its a bit un-sly smoking one here"

"Don't worry, I made a secret agent"

by 4Days May 27, 2006

Real Estate Agent

A woman who negotiates the "sale" of some "private property." In other words, a prostitute.

Hey, I was just looking for a "Real Estate Agent" in the phonebook.

by Wallydon January 6, 2010

cutting agent

to make one chemical less dense, less strong

Levamisole has increasingly been used as a cutting agent in cocaine sold around the globe with the highest incidence being in the USA.

by 4everloveandy April 21, 2017

Sperm agent

A fanny fuck who likes to compare different flavours of jizz

Male :Do you think Mack is I a cum agent

Other male: aye he guzzled my spaff after I chugged away in the toilet

Male1: what a sperm agent penis milk drinking nonce boy

by Celtic staff rape children January 10, 2020

the platium agent

The Platium Agent is a fortnite clutch who also has a small popularity on Twitter and she loves a fortnite chapter 2 season 2 tier level 100 character named Midas, also tries to break to the 4th wall.

Aye yo, do you know The Platium Agent?
She's a clutch, a Midas simp, and a fine ass hispanic model

by bigboysack October 7, 2020

double agent

A bisexual.

I swear he's a double agent...

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004